I was hoping to get ********* BY my pet. My pet is a hamster. A female hamster, one who looks at me with that certain glint in her eye and I am sure that her deepest wish, aside from "more running on that stupid wheel in my cage", is to casrate me.

I knit a hamster-sized shirt for her... with... long sleeves. [BLUSH] And she wears it. I remember when she first put it on... She looked beautiful, and then she ran around on that stupid wheel, and then she rolled... [SWALLOW] ...she rolled a sleeve up... Oh, my goodness... She rolled it just a little bit... and my heart was pounding.

One problem is that her arms are so small that I can't quite tell where her elbows are. But, other than that, my desire to be ********* by my pet is just soooooo close to happening. If only I could get some better eyeglasses and figure out where her elbows are... dammit...